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windchimeisle:

liifeintechniicolour:

soulsistrin:

heatandapathy:

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

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suzieq4u:

achromaticbibliophile:

We gazed upon the forbidden beans and were punished for it.

Yikers 🐾😬

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avpd-chekov:

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

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cornerstorebitch:

wlwtxt:

benepla:

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

the only comments on this post that matter

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everythingfox:

“My nephew had the best interruption while trying to do his homework“

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